"Black Strap: You Know What That's For," Jay-Z

"Black Strap: You Know What That's For," Jay-Z

Actually Jay-Z, I don't. I have NO FREAKING IDEA what "black strap" you keep referencing in the "Who Gon Stop Me?" song from your Watch The Throne album. I'm white, IDGI, but I'm willing to make some fancy educated guesses. Love, Chrissy.

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To always keep your garbage at arm’s length?

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To show that double chin who’s boss?

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To keep your calves and thighs from spontaneously exploding?

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To assist in back rehabilitation therapy?

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To gird your loins?

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To physically restrain your curious child?

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To hold not one, but two cameras at once?

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To keep that swim cap securely fastened?

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To keep those long saxophone jam sessions easy on your back?

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To keep your secrets closely guarded?

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